“A Party in My Fallopian Tubes”

“It was a party in my fallopian tubes.” That’s how Orange County mom Cristine Gaiennie described what happened during the fertility treatments that led her and her partner Patsy Lovell to welcome quadruplets into the world on March 3. They already have a two-year-old son.

I swear I didn’t know about this when I joked that Showtime could replace The L Word with a show about a suburban lesbian family and their five kids. Maybe Gaiennie and Lovell should take notes and work up a pitch.

For the moment, however, it looks like both moms will retain their jobs as police dispatchers after staggered maternity leave. Congratulations to the entire family.