My partner and I are sitting here on the sofa watching the women’s U. S. Open finals. Never missing an opportunity to multitask, we both have our laptops open on the coffee table in front of us. I’m catching up on newsfeeds and she’s logged in to the office, doing actual salaried work. The baby monitor is hissing quietly in the background. She turns to me and says, “Well, we have a hot and sexy life.”
Yep, that’s what the conservatives are trying to protect the country from. Carpal tunnel syndrome and eyestrain.