In this edition of our weekly video blog, brought to you in partnership with After Ellen, Helen and I step into an alternate universe and imagine what the upcoming season of The L Word might be like if parenting (but not pregnant lesbians or sperm) played a larger role. Bette with mashed peas on her suit? Angelica as a famous child artist? A theme song by two children’s television icons to replace the current one by Betty? Helena’s kids, anywhere, for more than 30 seconds? Jenny, near children? Maybe not. Plus Legos, laughter, and lyrics about linoleum!
If the Veoh video above isn’t working (sometimes their server can be flaky), you can try it at Daily Motion, though the picture quality isn’t as good there.