Is it just me, or do the Fisher Price “Rescue Heroes” remind anyone else of the Village People? Every time I see them in a toy store, I keep wanting to line them up in “YMCA” poses.
According to Fisher-Price, sometime before age four my son is supposed to graduate from toys like the Little People Animal Sounds Farm to hirsute, muscular Rescue Heroes with names like “Brandon Irons.” (Yes, really.) Maybe we’ll just line them up behind a whole bunch of Barbies on toy motorcycles, and have a parade.