Fertility-Tracking Armband

Ovu Fertility ArmbandFor all of you trying to conceive: the newly invented Ovü fertility tracker, an armband that monitors basal body temperature and plays a tune when the time is right. Gadget site Shiny Shiny suggests that Barry White would be appropriate music. Looks like the device was developed with straight women in mind, but there’s no reason we dykes couldn’t use it, too. What music would we like to hear when it’s time to get the turkey baster?

Of course, if this was really being marketed to the lesbian community, I’d recommend versions in denim and khaki (with little cargo pockets) as well as the original lace.

No word yet on accuracy or success rates.

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