New startup ChatLGBT has announced the first AI-generated Queer Agenda.
ChatLGBT has created what CEO Liz B. Enne called, “the first agenda to truly reflect the diverse goals of LGBTQ community,” using an AI model trained on a dataset including all 16 seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race, the collected works of James Baldwin, the memoir and paintings of Lili Elbe, five mint-condition vinyl records of the Billy Tipton Trio, Freddie Mercury’s solo albums, and a 2005 Subaru Outback driver’s manual, plus years of social media posts and photos from queer-identified people.
“We’ve brought together some of the best minds in technology today,” said CTO Fabio Lous. “Who else but queer people are up to the challenge of the Turing Test, the metric of artificial intelligence developed by famed queer mathematician Alan Turing? No one puts binary numbers in their place better than nonbinary people, and no one understands machine learning’s transformer architecture like trans people.”
They added, “We also have paired teams of lesbians to make our processing more efficient and a department of queens refining our groundbreaking drag-and-drag interface. Our bisexual head of quality assurance always looks at all sides of an issue. And our server farm was built by one dyke with an IKEA tool.”
When asked why so many of the items on the agenda referred to doing laundry or picking the kids up from school, Lead Developer B. Gaye said, “The algorithm reflects the dataset.” Pressed about the agenda item referring to full equality for all within the next five years, Gaye refused to comment on whether that was just an AI hallucination.
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