Startup Creates AI-Generated Queer Agenda
New startup ChatLGBT has announced the first AI-generated Queer Agenda.
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School District Will Only Teach About Contributions of Queer Americans
A school district has announced that from now on, its history classes will only teach about the contributions of queer people—not straight, cisgender ones—to American history.
Florida Reels as “Don’t Say Pay” Typo Threatens State Economy
Politicians in Florida are scrambling as a typo in the state’s new “Don’t Say Gay” law is sending the economy into chaos. Mistakenly written as “Don’t Say Pay,” the law now means that all money and payment systems in the state are illegal.
Lesbian Mom Eats Radioactive Gummy Worm; Gains Superpowers
When lesbian mom Violet Flannelle’s eight-year-old daughter shared a gummy worm with her, she never suspected it had become radioactive and would give her greatly increased strength and a sense of precognition.
Lesbian Moms Create Dome Habitat to Protect Family from Getting Sick
Spouses Ann T. Septick and Clea N. Liness created a hermetically sealed habitat for themselves and their family to protect them from ever getting sick, a move prompted by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services’ (HHS) recent anti-LGBTQ moves.
Trump Announces Key LGBT Appointments
President Donald Trump today announced that he would be appointing LGBT people to key positions in his administration.
North Carolina Bans All Bathrooms
The North Carolina legislature has responded to the backlash from its recent anti-LGBTQ law by banning all bathrooms throughout the state.
Indiana Bans Cake in Wake of Religious Freedom Bill
The front line of LGBTQ equality isn’t courts or state houses. It’s bakeries.
Lesbian Moms Raise Child Entirely on Hummus and Granola
Two lesbian moms in Northhampton, Massachusetts, are raising their 10-year-old daughter exclusively on hummus and granola, a local news station reports — and the child is apparently thriving.
DARPA Announces Next-Generation Gaydar System
The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), whose work supported the early development of the Internet, ballistic missile defense, and the Global Positioning System, among other technologies, has announced the launch of its next-generation gaydar technology.